Maiden Cops

Pippin Games · 2024 · $9.99 · Action · deal grade B

Measured on 2026-09-23 20:22 UTC, 12 days ago. The whole catalog is re-measured daily; a game that just launched can move fast between passes.

• Estimated net residual revenue: $244 to $366 per month
• Opportunity: $412 per month at x1.35 dormancy
• Estimated lifetime owners: 11.4k
• 87% positive across 340 reviews · 4.2 reviews/month

Why it's flagged

• Developer silent for 23 months
• Studio quiet across its whole catalog

Analyst notes (AI-assisted)

Note written 2026-09-21; the live figures above take precedence over any numbers in it.

Maiden Cops is a 2024 action game from Pippin Games built around absurdist humor and arcade-style combat mechanics.

Maiden Cops holds solid residuals ($244/mo mid-range) on a modest installed base and maintains strong sentiment (87% positive), but the studio shows minimal post-launch engagement and the game has seen no deep discounting since launch. The realistic play is monitoring for a quiet acquisition by a publisher seeking mid-tier catalog assets with proven word-of-mouth appeal and room for modest localization work, particularly into Russian markets where the game shows gap. Most realistic play: watch.

• Risk: Player base is very small (4 peak in last 30 days) and median session length is short (1.5 hours), suggesting limited long-term engagement hooks.
• Risk: Developer studio status is marked fading with only two titles in catalog and no developer posts in 22+ months, raising questions about support capacity for revival or ongoing maintenance.
• Risk: Cutscene pacing is cited as a pain point by top reviewers, indicating UX friction that may deter new players if not addressed.

This case as Markdown · Estimates carry ±30-50% error per title.