I'LL FUCK YOUR GRANDPA!

Senior Heat · 2025 · $9.99 · Action · deal grade C

Measured on 2026-10-03 04:11 UTC, 3 days ago. The whole catalog is re-measured daily; a game that just launched can move fast between passes.

Estimated net residual revenue: $805 to $1.2k per month
Opportunity: $1.0k per month at x1.00 dormancy
Estimated lifetime owners: 9.0k
80% positive across 262 reviews · 12.0 reviews/month

Why it's flagged

Developer active, last post 1 months ago
Last discounted 0 months ago, 12 sales in the last 12 months

Analyst notes (AI-assisted)

Note written 2026-08-25; the live figures above take precedence over any numbers in it.

I'LL FUCK YOUR GRANDPA! is a provocatively titled 2025 action title from Senior Heat with 6.5k lifetime units and steady monthly residual revenue around $930.

This title sits in an unusual middle ground: 80% positive reviews, 11 reviews/month, and $930/mo residual suggest a small but engaged audience, yet peak concurrent players now hover near zero and the developer has been quiet for 4+ months. The game likely appeals to a niche demographic (Russian and English speakers dominate reviews; median session under 15 minutes). For a publisher seeking low-risk catalog depth or a studio exploring dormant IP revival in the action space, the $21,975 lifetime net and minimal marketing overhead warrant a shallow investigation, but the title's provocative name, single-title developer, and lack of web presence pose discovery and brand-safety risks. Most realistic play: watch.

Risk: Median playtime 0.225 hours and 43% still-playing rate suggest a highly skewed retention curve; core audience may be transient or novelty-driven.
Risk: Developer is single-title studio with no public web presence; post frequency low (2 posts in past year); unclear if team is active or available for support.
Risk: Provocative title and short session length may complicate mainstream marketing, streaming, or platform partnerships.

This case as Markdown · Estimates carry ±30-50% error per title.