Calm Down, Stalin

Cartboard Games · 2016 · $3.99 · Casual · deal grade C

Measured on 2026-09-26 07:14 UTC, 10 days ago. The whole catalog is re-measured daily; a game that just launched can move fast between passes.

• Estimated net residual revenue: $78 to $117 per month
• Opportunity: $186 per month at x1.90 dormancy
• Estimated lifetime owners: 68.1k
• 90% positive across 1149 reviews · 4.6 reviews/month

Why it's flagged

• Developer silent for 5.0 years
• Studio inactive: no public activity across 1 tracked titles
• Store page localized in only 2 language(s)
• Last discounted 3 months ago, 5 sales in the last 12 months
• Proven demand elasticity: x1.5 review velocity during past deep sales

This case as Markdown · Estimates carry ±30-50% error per title.