Goat Simulator: Remastered
Coffee Stain Studios · 2024 · $29.99 · Adventure · deal grade A
Measured on 2026-10-02 15:59 UTC, 3 days ago. The whole catalog is re-measured daily; a game that just launched can move fast between passes.
- Estimated net residual revenue: $6.5k to $9.8k per month
- Opportunity: $11.0k per month at x1.35 dormancy
- Estimated lifetime owners: 46.7k
- 88% positive across 1226 reviews · 37.1 reviews/month
Why it's flagged
- Developer silent for 21 months
- Studio active elsewhere (4 titles tracked), so this one may welcome a partner
- Last discounted 0 months ago, 10 sales in the last 12 months
Analyst notes (AI-assisted)
Note written 2026-08-25; the live figures above take precedence over any numbers in it.
A 2024 remaster of the absurdist physics-sandbox goat game, built by Coffee Stain Studios on their own IP.
Goat Simulator: Remastered sits in a quiet sweet spot: steady low-four-figure monthly residuals, a loyal core audience with exceptional positive sentiment, and near-zero churn despite 19 months of inactivity from the developer. The franchise has cult appeal and built-in nostalgia for a millennial cohort. The real opportunity lies not in acquisition but in publishing partnership or revival: the community is actively asking for workshop support and mobile map ports, yet the studio is dormant on roadmap communication. For a publisher or a motivated partner studio, the upside is clear content, not acquisition. Most realistic play: publishing.
- Risk: No workshop support in remaster vs. original, a feature gap cited by reviewers; rebuilding modding infrastructure would require non-trivial engineering.
- Risk: Tiny current concurrent playerbase and zero developer communication in 19 months suggests the studio may not be actively developing; any partnership would need explicit roadmap clarity.
- Risk: Mainstream market penetration remains low despite strong cult sentiment; future growth depends on content drops or marketing pushes, not organic momentum.
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