Hell Pie

Sluggerfly · 2022 · $24.99 · Action · deal grade B

Measured on 2026-09-23 14:29 UTC, 12 days ago. The whole catalog is re-measured daily; a game that just launched can move fast between passes.

• Estimated net residual revenue: $937 to $1.4k per month
• Opportunity: $1.9k per month at x1.60 dormancy
• Estimated lifetime owners: 44.8k
• 89% positive across 1785 reviews · 7.5 reviews/month

Why it's flagged

• Developer silent for 2.7 years
• Studio active elsewhere (4 titles tracked), so this one may welcome a partner

Analyst notes (AI-assisted)

Note written 2026-08-25; the live figures above take precedence over any numbers in it.

Hell Pie is a 3D action-platformer starring Nugget the cherub, combining crude humor, fluid movement mechanics, and the spiritual DNA of Conker's Bad Fur Day.

Hell Pie occupies a narrow but genuine niche: the adult-oriented 3D platformer that has attracted a loyal, enthusiastic core audience and maintains solid residual revenue despite zero promotional activity in 31 months. The title is dormant rather than abandoned, with a small but stable player base and consistently positive sentiment. Acquisition makes sense for a publisher seeking IP ownership of a finished, critically-sound platformer with franchise potential, or for a revival campaign targeting lapsed players who recognize the Conker/Banjo-Kazooie lineage. Most realistic play: acquisition.

• Risk: Current player concurrency is minimal and no promotional spend has been deployed in nearly two years, making market re-entry expensive and uncertain.
• Risk: Isolated reports of softlocks and map-design friction suggest technical debt that could resurface under new management or platform updates.
• Risk: The crude humor and mature themes, while celebrated by existing fans, may limit mainstream appeal and platform partnerships for revival campaigns.

This case as Markdown · Estimates carry ±30-50% error per title.